Loved By Bajillions™. #1 on Wasilla jukeboxes(?) for even longer than Sinatra. Bob Sinatra.

More family fun than Lawn Darts. May contain real instruments. Call before midnight tonight.

But wait, there's more. No there's not. Whoa, tough room.

Disturbingly dirty, yet not 'quite' filthy songs about breakups, pickups, beer, and even the

occaisional laxative --- Hog Whitman steps out of an old-fashioned jukebox and vents his

alt.country spleen, pancreas, butt ...well, you get the idea.

Gallagher concerts were, comparatively, hygenic.

One of America's most influential people, radio host Don Imus, has actually called him "The

Great Hog Whitman". Imus used to have this terrible drinking and drug problem, so cut him

some slack on that one. People can fall off the wagon. The smart money would bet that way.

You can listen to a live recording of Hog and Imus here.

Hog Whitman has somehow managed to remain humble and grounded despite all the

accolades and rabid fan-adoration. As he is fond of saying, "Aw heck, I still put my pants on

one-leg-at-a-time, just like everybody else...the only difference is: my pants smell funny".

With that kind of humility, is it any wonder that Hog Whitman is loved by millions? Nope.

Despite his exhaustive touring schedule, Hog always finds the time to "give back" to the

community. He has been the guest of many large institutions. Due to his passed mastery of

all things "scat", his college lecture series, "The Delicate Art of Writing Really Shitty Songs"

is perennially SRO at campus' from the Falkland Islands to Haiti.

Be sure to stay tuned for the new CD from Hog Whitman & The West Texas Rectum

Wreckers: "It'll Only Hurt for a Minute", with the #1 Smash Hit single, "It Felt Right In Your

Wrong' Place", which is currently being written.

Note: Single downloads of all songs are available from

Napster/Musicmatch/iTunes/Rhaposody, etc., but why bother when you can get the whole album for the same price right here?

And hey! Don't forget to read all the spiffy reviews. Might as well...they cost an arm and a leg!